*Thursday, 30th April 2009*
Gawd, yesterday was my first time attending Stephen's B.Jam and I think my eyes were just practically glued on his arms, chest and hips.
Why does younger guys nowadays becoming more and more attractive?
Maybe that's the reason why Alexander, LemonLime and Braving are going gaga over guys younger than them. Hmmm...
Oh and by the way, it was Nivlac's suggestion to attend his class. He just dump B.Pump that day and say "Let's go for Stephen's class today!"
Stephen, Oh Stephen
South to Sporeland, Part 1
*Friday, 17th April 2009*
Braving, Nivlac and I intruded Singapore end of last month to pay Sinner (who was assigned to work there for 3 weeks) and DL a visit. Since we can bunk in at Sinner's hotel for free, Nivlac decided to fly over thru Tiger Airways.
The interior of the plane is very similar to AirAsia except that their seats are in dark blue and made of fabric (red and leather in AirAsia).
Immediately after we were seated, a lady sat opposite us and was scolding the air stewardess. Apparently, her finger was bleeding and I think she was annoyed by their slow "rescue" action.
Singapore's budget terminal at Terminal 2 was quite empty that morning but very clean and new. We took the MRT at Terminal 3 by free shuttle bus (from Terminal 2 to Terminal 3) straight to City Hall (if I remember correctly).
It was still early, about nine something in the morning and DL haven't arrive to meet up with us, so we walked a bit into Raffles City mall. Most of the shops weren't open yet except a few restaurants serving breakfast. Took a shot of the neatly arranged tables and chairs of the lower ground food court, shown below.
Finally met up with DL and he brought us to Marina Square for brunch. According to Nivlac, DL insisted to come to this place called Xin Wang HK char chan teng (cafe) because he liked the food here. We had nissin noodles, curry chicken bun, pork chop, noodles with spicy pork cubes, prawn paste chicken and we shared a dessert, the tallest mango snow ice I've ever had! The shaved ice were topped with mango puree, mango cubes and one scoop of mango ice cream. Pure enjoyment for mango aficionados! 
We then walked over to Esplanade, which is next to JP Morgan building, camwhored a bit at the back of the building that overlooked the skyscrapers and the Merlion fountain and took MRT to our next destination... Funan DigitaLife Mall since Braving said he wanna have a look on iPhone.
But we've came to the wrong place as the mall is only selling computer and accessories! Soooo, we walked to Bugis Junction instead, not without stopping by at a noon market to gobble on ice cream bun (their ice cream for bun is cut into rectangular shape!)
Upon arriving at Bugis, the three of them immediately "surrounded" the poor iPhone on display (working model, not dummy) - shake, knock with finger, press, slide, flip, take photos etc while I just standing behind and watch. Me not an Apple fan :p
Tired from all the walking, we stopped by at MOS burger to grab a teriyaki chicken burger set (very fresh lettuce, unlike KFC or McD) and took the MRT to Chinatown to meet up with Sinner (finally!) as he only can leave work at 6pm. Imagine that we actually walked since 9am++ till 6pm++.
Took shower and before dinner, Sinner brought us to Sportsmen Asia store inside Chinatown Point. A very gayish shop, with lots of underwears, tank tops, sex toys, fancy shirts and pants, male magazines, postcards, posters, lubricants for sell. And also, some friendly gay sales promoters. I got a piece of black, but thin cloth, short sleeves shirt. Wondering whether it'll be sheer in sunlight.
*to be continued....
p/s: I'll be leaving for GuangZhou in another few hours (might have reached by the time you read this), will be back next Tuesday. Have a good weekend ahead!
Thank You My Job
*Friday, 17th April 2009*
5.40pm
"Hafiq, here's my entry tag."
"Okay, thank you. Good luck to your new job. See you."
"Thanks! Bye."
5.25pm
Was deleting and uninstall all the craps that I saved into my office PC; MP3, blog pictures, FTP program, wallpapers, resume etc etc. Won't be using the PC anymore.
4.00pm
"Yes Mr XXX, your order has been executed. Thank you."
3.30pm
Sinner's MSN message: "Another 1.5 hours to go!"
3.15pm
Was busy filling in the account application forms for my last new client at the counter. Made mistakes repeatedly and I have to re-fill them again and again. It's been a while since I actually do that, frankly.
* * * * *
That was my last few hours at work before I left the office for good. Today was my last day and it was pretty hectic. Astin will take over my place temporary starting next week till my boss finds a new staff, and I was busy sorting out my messy documents and files to be pass over to him.
Honestly, I'm a bit sad to leave. I'm gonna miss the freedom... or should I say, the privilege to use the TV to watch my Rachael Ray Show, unblocked Internet line for blogs and Facebook and so on. Also, I'll miss talking to my boss about cooking stuff, travel tips and food.
Thank you, my job... for supporting me all these while since I came to KL in June 2007. I shall miss you.
Dear Janvier
*Friday, 27th March 2009*
Dear Janvier,
I don't really know how to tell you this, Our affair is over. I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg Under the bus and I saw you Carve your initials into My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That I may pee my pants. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go milk a cow,
Hyperion
Ahem.... :P
Here's how you do it :
Dear (Someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
your name
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.
Throwing Stuff In My Dreams
*Friday, 20th March 2009*
I had a weird and disturbing dream last night.
If you're a third-person shooting gamer, you might understand this better. The scene is like you're looking from a third party perspective.
I was sitting at a porch, facing the main gate. A dog, golden hair and unknown name was lying down on the floor, sleeping... further away from me. Then suddenly, a big piece of brownish red stuff flew into the porch and landed a few meters from me. I look at it and realised it was a piece of meat.
And just when I bend down and take that piece of meat, a guy with dark skin, curly short hair and angry face (resembles a Negro) climbed the fence and jumped in. At that moment, I spontaneously threw that meat at him, which caused him to mutter a few lines of speech in an unfamiliar language. At the same time, the dog awakes and charge at him but couldn't get him as the neck chain pulls it back.
That guy surprisingly, doesn't seem afraid of the dog. While continue to babble and scold in the foreign language, he threw the meat back to me. I evades and threw some of the items nearest to me, back at him (now you know why it feels like I'm playing a shooting game at this point), while the dog continues to bark and tried to charge at him.
That's when I woke up and realised it was just 3.30am. The image of that guy's face continues to linger in my head, so I got up and grabbed myself a glass of water before hitting the pillow again.
Call me racist but I think I'll avoid any possible encounter with a Negro from now on...
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